> JEAN_PHIL_FART
[ TRANSMISSION 001 ]   //   $PHILFART

JEAN PHIL FART.

Perfect hair. Perfect mustache. Absolutely imperfect timing.

[01] // THE INCIDENT

MESSAGE
RECEIVED.

Jean Phil entered the terminal with immaculate hair and the same unreadable expression. He was about to say something important. Instead, a little accident spoke first — and unfolded into a cloud of ASCII characters.

The terminal printed one line: MESSAGE RECEIVED.

A deadpan gentleman. A loud little accident. One unforgettable ASCII cloud.

Jean Phil with his signature bob haircut and curled mustache in white ASCII art
[03] // LIVE SIGNAL

WATCH THE
TERMINAL.

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